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KENSINGTON GORE'S DEAD FUNNY JOKE BOOK...

These scarily funny pictures are linked to Kenny's new book. "Kensington Gore's Dead Funny Joke book" On sale in Amazon form Friday 1st of February. At £1.95 you'll be having a very cheap laugh...
Kensington Gore’s – Dead Funny Joke Book is the first of what Kensington hopes will be many, many, many more joke books. He’ll have you screaming with laughter.
Semi-retired Horror film director and self-proclaimed “Dark Prince of Horror" Kenny Gore has put on his clowns nose this time around and is wielding his sledgehammer like wit to crack you up. He still looks scary, but this time he will tickle your funny bone and not smash your skull in!
Here are a few examples of the screamingly funny jokes within:

Never judge a book by its movie.

Things are looking Black for Goths…so nothing new there!

I stole a load of swimming inflatables this morning...I think I’d better lilo for a bit.

I’d be a professional cynic but my heart's not in it.

What’s the best way to get a drink out of a zombie? Stick your fingers down it's throat!

I’m not saying I’m old and past it, but my life coach is suggesting euthanasia.

If these aren't enough to make you cry with laughter buy the joke book and impress your friends with wit and Kensington Gore's unique dead pan, gallows humour
This an adult joke book for adults and zombies over the age of 18.

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